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'Is this a good time to discuss your health insurance needs?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

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'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

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'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Shadow boxing.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

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"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'