Pugilism Enthusiasts Mugs

'Is this a good time to discuss your health insurance needs?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Mike Tyson

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Supervisor of the Year'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Shadow boxing.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'