Pugilism Lover Mugs

"Your hands-off approach isn't working."

"So, what are you reading?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

Mike Tyson

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Such petulance!'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Shadow boxing.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'