Pugilism Fan Mugs

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

'You can't start counting ref, until he comes down.'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."