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'Shadow boxing.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Mike Tyson

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

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"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'