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'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I want to fight Killer Morgan.' - 'You are Killer Morgan.'

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

The Boxer

A smiling man wearing boxing gloves

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Shadow boxing.'

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