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"And the Champ's legs are going..."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Mike Tyson

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'