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"And the Champ's legs are going..."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

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'I should have won that last fight.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Shadow boxing.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'