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"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Such petulance!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Shadow Punch

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'