Future Pugilist T-Shirts

"Note to self: contact employment agency - regarding boxing careers."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

Mike Tyson

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."