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'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

A Man mixing up his sports.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Such petulance!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Space Hopper Rodeo

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."