Playful Pugilist Gifts

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Space Hopper Rodeo

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'