Pugilist Prankster Gifts

A Boxer

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

It's all gravy.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Snowman Driver