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Muhammad Dali...

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Pianist-boxer

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Mike Tyson

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I should have won that last fight.'