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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Pianist-boxer

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Supervisor of the Year'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'I should have won that last fight.'