Pencil Pugilist T-Shirts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Pianist-boxer

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Cow cartooning block.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Supervisor of the Year'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Samurai - Accountant.

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Keystone XL Pipeline

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."