Pencil Pugilist Gifts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Pianist-boxer

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Muhammad Dali...

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Cow cartooning block.

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Samurai - Accountant.

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Keystone XL Pipeline

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'