Pencil Wielder Gifts

Cow cartooning block.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

A writer goes sailing.

Forrest Gander

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Samurai - Accountant.

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Small Business Loan of Pencils