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Pen Wielding Wizard Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the imaginative spirit of a pen wielding wizard? Explore a wide range of products that honor creativity, magic, and a touch of mischief. Whether they’re doodling spells or drafting master plans, these items are ideal for inspiring their next great idea or simply adding a bit of enchantment to everyday life.
Instructional guide to scribbling
It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.
"My preferred pronoun is they."
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
"Still suffering from writer's block?"
"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."
Freedom of the press
"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."
'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'
Book publishing.
'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'
A great new year (for cartoonists).
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'
'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'
Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'
Great Poets of Catalogdom
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
Dog Walker
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."
The sword is mightier than the pen.
"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."
A writer goes sailing.
Man with Sword in Penholder
Cow cartooning block.
Forrest Gander
'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'
Death Watch
Author discusses her next sensation novel
'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'
'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.
Pen mightier than sword.
'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'
Pen Wielding Wizard Gifts Collection
Pen Wielding Wizard Mugs
Explore our full collection of creative, wizard-inspired mugs designed for pen wielders and artistic magicians.
Pen Wielding Wizard Pillows
Add a whimsical touch to any creative corner with our pillows designed for pen wielders and artistic spirits.
Pen Wielding Wizard Prints
Inspire with our captivating prints that honor the magic of drawing, writing, and imagining. Great for any creative wizard’s space.
Pen Wielding Wizard T-Shirts
Discover witty and inspiring t-shirts that celebrate the creative wizard in your life—perfect for casual, artistic, or magical wear.