Instructional guide to scribbling
Pen Wizard Gifts
Searching for a gift for a pen wizard? Explore a range of unique, cleverly designed items that honor their love for writing, drawing, and all things creative. Perfect for anyone who lives to craft with pen and paper, these gifts will inspire their next masterpiece.
CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'
'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
'It's a Joan Biro.'
"My preferred pronoun is they."
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
"Still suffering from writer's block?"
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
D.I.Y
"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."
Freedom of the press
"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."
Biro Diversity
'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'
Book publishing.
Je Suis Charlie
'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'
Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'
A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'
A great new year (for cartoonists).
BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'
Penguins in the form of writing Pens
'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'
Great Poets of Catalogdom
Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.
Indian snake charmer charms a snake.
"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"
"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
Pen Wizard Gifts Collection
Pen Wizard Mugs
Explore our collection of fun and whimsical mugs for pen wizards. Perfect for every coffee or tea break that sparks creativity.
Pen Wizard Pillows
Add a playful touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their love for writing and imagination.
Pen Wizard Prints
Find inspiring prints that capture the magic of the pen wizard’s creative world. Perfect for decorating their favorite space.
Pen Wizard T-Shirts
Discover clever and artistic t-shirts designed for pen enthusiasts. Perfect for expressing their creative personality in style.