Pen Warrior Gifts

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Freedom of the press

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

The Creative Process

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

Machine gun loaded with pencils is labelled 'Cartoon Movement'.

Cartoonist Pencil

'This is a real tear jerker but there is just not much of a market for hard luck stories.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Anti-war libra.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Militant Pacifists

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Call Center.

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Forrest Gander

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Cow cartooning block.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Pen mightier than sword.