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Pen Pirate Gifts
Looking for a gift for the pen pirate who loves to explore the world of writing with a sense of humor? Our collection of fun and clever products inspired by the adventurous spirit of pen pirates is perfect. Whether they’re passionate about journaling, sketching, or scribbling creatively, these gifts bring a playful twist to their craft. From humorous mugs to quirky prints, find something that captures their daring attitude and dedication to their creative pursuits.
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
Instructional guide to scribbling
Where Indian ink came from.
'It's a Joan Biro.'
'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"
Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.
Freedom of the press
Biro Diversity
'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'
Office: Empowerment Drawer.
'It's a treasure map.'
A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.
'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'
Je Suis Charlie
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
Penguins in the form of writing Pens
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
Biro Security
Fishing for Litter
'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'
"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."
Indian snake charmer charms a snake.
'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'
"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."
"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"
Empty landscape containing food and stationery.
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."
Spilled Ink
The Secret Life of Pens
Forrest Gander
Steadman - The Early Years.
Pen Pirate Gifts Collection
Pen Pirate Mugs
Explore our collection of pen pirate mugs and add a splash of humor to their daily coffee or tea ritual.
Pen Pirate Pillows
Find stylish and playful pillows for pen pirates to add comfort and character to their creative space.
Pen Pirate Prints
Discover inspiring prints that celebrate the bold and daring nature of pen pirates for their studio or office.
Pen Pirate T-Shirts
Check out our fun pen pirate T-shirts, perfect for showcasing their creative and adventurous spirit.