Piracy Punster Gifts

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dogs life

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'It's a treasure map.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

"We wuz robed!"

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

"We'll pay for your move, we'll give you a bonus...in short, we'll do anything for a buck."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Wash and Let My People Go

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."