Internet Punster Gifts

"Dot com, Dot com, Dot com, Dot com, Dot sit, Dot sit, good Dot, Good Dot."

I think you're ace

'Jurassic Pork.'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

Optometrist practical jokes

"We wuz robed!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

'I'm trying to get a Handel on classical music, but I'm finding that it's one step forward and two steps Bach.'

Surfin' the web.