Internet Punsters Gifts

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Dogs life

Tequila Mockingbird

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

Hamlet.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"We wuz robed!"

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Fart. Le Poot.

'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Look! He slamming us on Yelp! Beat him to the punch and troll him on Twitter!"

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press. Whatever, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're now the world's foremost authority on turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays. No one'll believe that. Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan. There is no "Crushistan." I've written a Wikipedia ent