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"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dogs life

Chicken soup for the sole.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'It's a treasure map.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"We wuz robed!"

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

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'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

Erie was once in New York, Maine used to be part of Massachusetts and West Virginia was carved out of Virginia. Ah, "altered states"!

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

"We'll pay for your move, we'll give you a bonus...in short, we'll do anything for a buck."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Wash and Let My People Go

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'