Pen Pirate Pillows

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Freedom of the press

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'It's a treasure map.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Fishing for Litter

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

The Secret Life of Pens

Forrest Gander

A writer goes sailing.

Spilled Ink