Pen Warrior Pillows

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Freedom of the press

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

The Creative Process

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

Machine gun loaded with pencils is labelled 'Cartoon Movement'.

Cartoonist Pencil

'This is a real tear jerker but there is just not much of a market for hard luck stories.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Anti-war libra.

Militant Pacifists

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Call Center.

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Forrest Gander

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Cow cartooning block.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.