Pen Fighter Pillows

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Freedom of the press

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

Wrestling Champion.

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Man with Sword in Penholder

Forrest Gander

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Cartoonist Pencil

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Shadow Punch

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Umbrella fight.

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

Writer Crisis

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'