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For People Younger Than 20 Years: Lessons 'How to Use a Pen' 10 Euro Each!

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Ancient man

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Writer Crisis

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen