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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Forrest Gander

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

Ancient man

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

Writer Crisis

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing