Penmanship Aficionado Pillows

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"Cool. How did you learn to write in a foreign language?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink