Penmanship Expert Pillows

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Biro Diversity

Je Suis Charlie

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

How to write

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'The Writer'

Quill

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Wear your pens with pride

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"Writing is... rewriting."