Penmanship Expert Gifts

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Spilled Ink

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

How to write

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'The Writer'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Quill

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"Writing is... rewriting."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"