Penmanship Prodigy Gifts

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Forrest Gander

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Quill

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Writer Crisis

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Writing

Ancient man

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

'Fountain pen'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing