Penmanship Aficionado Gifts

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"Cool. How did you learn to write in a foreign language?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Spilled Ink

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"