Penmanship Perfectionist Gifts

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

John Hancock practices his signature

"How do you expect me to read your book report? It's chicken scratch."

'I'm not filling this prescription because it's obviously forged. The doctor's writing is legible.'

'Everything's okay except that your handwriting's hard to read- drop and give me fifty and we'll call it even.'

Quill

'This smart pen cleans up spelling and penmanship, but unfortunately, it still leaks.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Writer

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"It needs a lot of editing."