Penmanship Purist Gifts

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Surreal ale

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Quality Contorl.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

Ancient man

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Writing

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

A Cartoonist's Pen

Veterans of Cursive Writing