Penmanship Critic Gifts

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Quill

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Writing

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Ancient man

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

Dip Pen Bouquet

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

'Young man, your handwriting is atrocious!'

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen

Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'The NHS is completely 'patient focused'...and we have the paperwork to prove it!'

John Hancock practices his signature

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

"The powers that be have sent down a set of policy papers on how we can cut our carbon footprint..."