Penmanship Critic Gifts

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Ancient man

Writing

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

'Young man, your handwriting is atrocious!'

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen

Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'The NHS is completely 'patient focused'...and we have the paperwork to prove it!'

John Hancock practices his signature