Penmanship Appreciator Gifts

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Je Suis Charlie

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Spilled Ink

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

How to write

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Charles Bukowski