Penmanship Appreciator T-Shirts

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Spilled Ink

How to write

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'