Penmanship Ponderer T-Shirts

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Bumper Limos

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Quill

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Ancient man

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."