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"Mind if I borrow your pencil?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"Crap in" and "crap out"

The Loneliness of Power

Bizarre sights.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."