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'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"Crap in" and "crap out"

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It's an EIEIO!'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

In, out, and back in again trays

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'