Printer Ponderers Gifts

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Doo inc..can and no can.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Crap in" and "crap out"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'It's an EIEIO!'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

In, out, and back in again trays