Postal Ponderers Gifts

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Just junk mail."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -