Postal Ponderers Pillows

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

No Junk Mail

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Just junk mail."

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'