Postal Process Ponderer Gifts

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Doo inc..can and no can.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Just junk mail."

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'It's an EIEIO!'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Nuff said.