Procedural Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your procedural ponderer? Perfect for the creative thinker who loves to explore ideas and question norms, our unique items combine wit and imagination. Whether they’re brainstorming or simply enjoying their curious nature, our collection brings a playful touch to their thoughtful personality. Find something that celebrates their love of pondering procedures with a humorous or heartfelt gift that reflects their inventive spirit.

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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"He's his own worst enemy."

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Needs to get a life"

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"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword." mockup

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

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"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'" mockup

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

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"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?" mockup

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

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The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions. mockup

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

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"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!" mockup

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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Max Weber

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"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University." mockup

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is." mockup

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

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"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa." mockup

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.' mockup

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

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Telling Self to Buzz Off

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'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?' mockup

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

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Some moss pounces on a rolling stone. mockup

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

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'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...' mockup

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

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That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up mockup

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas. mockup

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

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"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba." mockup

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

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'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.' mockup

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

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Caption Contest TK

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Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil mockup

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

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Procedural Ponderer Gifts Collection

Procedural Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for procedural ponderers—think clever, witty, and inspiring options to start their day with a smile.

Procedural Ponderer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with our pillows for those who delight in creative pondering and unconventional thinking.

Procedural Ponderer Prints

Find the perfect print for your creative, inquisitive space and celebrate the spirit of the procedural ponderer with artwork that inspires and amuses.

Procedural Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the curious minds! Stylish, witty, and perfect for anyone who loves to ponder procedures and explore ideas.