Protocol Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the protocol ponderer? These creative and witty items are designed for those who enjoy deep thinking, exploring ideas, and pondering the finer details. Ideal for thinkers, problem solvers, and curious souls, our collection offers charming and clever products that speak to their love of analysis. Whether they’re at home or at work, bring a smile to their face with a thoughtful present that celebrates their inquisitive nature.

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"...Now all we need is a product!" mockup

"...Now all we need is a product!"

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'.....DOOR!'

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Australian Prime minister greets the Queen: 'Don't worry if she doesn't curtsey, but do get worried if she tries to kiss you.'

Australian Prime minister greets the Queen: 'Don't worry if she doesn't curtsey, but do get worried if she tries to kiss you.' mockup

Australian Prime minister greets the Queen: 'Don't worry if she doesn't curtsey, but do get worried if she tries to kiss you.'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?" mockup

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

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Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!' mockup

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

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"I'll have dessert first."

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!" mockup

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.' mockup

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

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'I say we try it.'

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.' mockup

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.' mockup

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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"Woah - random!"

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand." mockup

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

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'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.' mockup

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

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The End is Near.

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low? mockup

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

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A self-filling prophecy.

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Protocol Ponderer Gifts Collection

Protocol Ponderer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for the protocol ponderer, perfect for sparking morning inspiration and celebrating deep thinkers with clever, thought-provoking designs.

Protocol Ponderer Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows for the protocol ponderer—bring a touch of clever charm and comfort to their living space with designs that inspire reflection.

Protocol Ponderer Prints

Brighten up their room with our prints for the protocol ponderer—thoughtful designs that celebrate curiosity and make fantastic conversation starters.

Protocol Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts for the protocol ponderer—witty and comfortable, these tees are tailored for those who love to ponder and explore new ideas in style.