Precedent Ponderer Gifts

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Historical memory is on life support.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

The End is Near.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

A self-filling prophecy.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.