Primitive Ponderer Gifts

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

The first Homo Erectus

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'