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'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The Land Before Mimes.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The first Homo Erectus

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."